consider forgotten mcdonald's toys for stocking stuffers
- make cookies
gather icing and sprinkles
drop it off (and the kids) with Nana
- take a picture for family christmas card
realize you've waited too long to order them online; have them printed in-store in one hour
pick up pictures; curse thyself for procrastinating so you must face traffic to pick up pictures instead of having them shipped to your house
assemble cards
sign cards
address cards
call people looking for addresses
leave messages and hope they call back soon
begin to feel irritated that husband does not help with the christmas card chore
obtain postage (this entails going to the post office)
blow it all off and design a holiday e-card - send within 15 minutes of shirked christmas card responsibilities
think of creative way to use 65 of the same print of your kids
- lug boxes of christmas crap in from garage
brush off spider eggs in laundry room
place in the middle of the once tidy living room and get to hanging up tacky christmas crap
put up the tree
fluff the branches
string lights on the branches
restring lights after husband comes home and reminds you that uneven and halfway burned out lights look tacky
take to drinking
assemble children for norman rockwell-esque decorating of the tree
after 10 minutes, yell at them to go to bed because you are "sick and tired" of them fighting
-lug box of christmas lights out of the garage
place it in the driveway
assume spider eggs are now in natural habitat and ignore their presence
string lights on outside of house and sad little tree
restring lights after husband comes home and reminds you that uneven and halfway burned out lights look tacky
-place all of the christmas cd's within 12" of cd player
sort through them with nostalgia
pick an old favorite and begin playing
realize you are still sick of it and put them all back in the box of christmas crap in the garage
place discarded spider eggs on top in hopes of creating an eco-system for spiders that will remind you of your christmas music fatigue next year when you reach for your christmas cd's
-consider planning a christmas party
realize that is crazy talk and go to bed
(don't even get me started on dealing with customer service about cyber monday deals)