Me: Go back to bed!
Me: WHAT?! (read in the tone of my mother)
G: I can't sleep.
Me: Do you want me to turn on a CD?
Me: Story or songs?
G: Songs ... I want to listen to Phish! I like them because its daddy's favorite.
Me: Ok. (fumbling around with CD's in the dark)
[turn on cd and fiddle with the volume]
Me: There. Can you hear it ok?
G: yes, thank you.
Me: Ok. Good night, guys.
Ethan: Mommy! Wait!
Me: (rolling my eyes)(don't judge me, its dark) What?
Ethan: This isn't a fish song!
Me: Yes, it is.
Ethan: But where are the fish?
Me: Fish aren't actually in the songs. It's music by Phish.
Ethan: No, it doesn't sound like fish.
Me: No, fish don't perform the songs. The people playing the music, collectively, are called Phish.
Ethan: Oh... are they singing about fish?
Me: Ummm.... yeah. Good night!
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