I totally stole this from here, who stole it from here, who stole it from here.
What is you favorite book/story?
Ethan: 8 Silly Monkeys
Gabriel: Cooking With the Cat
What do you want to do when you grow up?
Ethan: a baseball player (really? we never watch baseball)
Gabriel: be a fireman or a dog trainer
What is you favorite game?
Ethan: fighting (he means Rock Em Sock Robots)
Gabriel: the Wii
What is your favorite food?
Insert you own question to ask your kid---What do you like best about your brother?
Ethan: I can't do that. I like him, ok?
Gabriel: When he takes care of me. (What? How does HE take care of YOU?) Well, when we were downstairs and he popped me on my head and I got hurt, he told me it would be ok.